Good evening. As you may be aware, I have been the subject of some false, illegitimate, and divisive rumors lately. I wish to put an end to these rumors here and now. First of all, I at no time sold any of my children to anyone for any reason. The failing news media has doctored … Continue reading Another Press Conference from Senator Bigfoot (R-Ore.)
Month: July 2018
The History of the Ancient World According to God, Science, and Dan Grubb
13.8 billion years ago (at the time this goes to print), the universe exploded into existence in an event called the Big Bang.* *If it has been significantly longer than that, let me say to our robot overlords, 01010000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110101 01101110 01100110 01110010 01100101 01100101 01111010 01100101 00100000 01101101 … Continue reading The History of the Ancient World According to God, Science, and Dan Grubb
Lady Mabel’s Peahen (1909) by DS Wendeborn
Chapter 37 Charles parked his sportscar outside St. Jeremy's Cathedral and opened the passenger door for Lady Mabel. She stepped out of the car, no longer afraid of the scandal she was sure to face for riding with a mere footman. She didn't care. She couldn't resist the thrill of racing through the shire at … Continue reading Lady Mabel’s Peahen (1909) by DS Wendeborn
Press Conference of Senator Bigfoot (R-Ore.) Upon His Return
(from my second and better collection of short humor, "Pity the Slug!") Good morning. Thank you for coming. I’ve got a brief statement and then I’ll take a few questions. Okay. There are once again rumors going around regarding my conduct. I would like to take this opportunity to put those rumors to rest. First: … Continue reading Press Conference of Senator Bigfoot (R-Ore.) Upon His Return
The Redressers: Part 10
After a very unusual somersault, Donut found herself at the rubble that used to be the Statue of Liberty. She leaped on top of a giant toe to get a better view. It would have been just a jump, but her newfound powers upgraded it to a leap. As she steadied herself from the leap's … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 10
Marian the Contrarian
Marian the contrarian loved to answer "No". When someone said to hurry up, she always went real slow. When people wanted change, she'd defend the status quo, 'Cuz Marian thought that she was better than the average Joe. Marian the contrarian saw life as debate. It didn't matter what you said; she'd always altercate. She'd … Continue reading Marian the Contrarian
The Redressers: Part 9
Mia, Dwayne, Kathryn, Carl, and Frankenstein looked from the three-story demon in a tuxedo to their infernal surroundings. Kathryn shook her head. "Ha! I did not expect this." The demon twirled his walking stick and let it rest on his shoulder. "I suppose I ought to get the tour out of the way so we … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 9
One Day, In Hell
This is a bit from my second collection of humor, Pity the Slug! I really love that book. It's one of the few things I'm unabashedly proud of. You can download it on your kindle or nook or whatever. Here's "One Day, In Hell": Part One Hi, everyone! Welcome to the Q2 team meeting. Lucifer’s … Continue reading One Day, In Hell
The Redressers: Part 8
Wanted for two jailbreaks and destruction of public property, the Redressers were hiding in Dwayne's one-bedroom apartment, going over their options. Dwayne picked up the list. "Alright, what have we come up with? Get jobs under assumed identities. Okay. Lean into crime. Not super enthused about that one. This one just says 'Dark Web'. Carl? … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 8
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