The best part of being a famous actress is going on TV interviews and getting kissed by middle-aged men you just met.

Furious. I came in 4th in the mindfulness competition.

“Ah, Peter! Thank you for all you did to spread My Word.” “My pleasure, Lord. I’m so happy to finally get to Heaven. I can’t wait to go in.” “Yes, about that. I was thinking you could sort of stand here and make sure people are on the list to get in.” “Of course, Lord. … Continue reading One Day, in Front of Heaven