Act 2, Scene 1 JOHN OF GAUNT, nearing death, speaks with the DUKE OF YORK. JOHN OF GAUNT Methinks I am a prophet new inspired And thus expiring do foretell of him: His rash fierce blaze of riot cannot last, For violent fires soon burn out themselves; But if the burn of athlete’s foot persists, … Continue reading William Shakespeare’s “Richard II”, Brought to You by Chevrolet
Month: September 2018
The Mystery of the Mysterious Twin Mystery
It all began with the universe exploding out of nothingness in a phenomenon known as the Big Bang. 13.8 billion years later, I was walking to the post office to mail my pet giraffe to the vet. It seemed to have broken its neck as I folded it into the crate so the vet seemed … Continue reading The Mystery of the Mysterious Twin Mystery
Dangeons & Dragrubbs
The skeletons were a problem, but their slow shuffling meant there were more pressing things to worry about. The goblins, however, were relentless. Several squat, hideous archers were circling the battle on dire wolves and taking shot after shot. At least any goblin who got close enough to swing a sword at our heroes was … Continue reading Dangeons & Dragrubbs
