After a very unusual somersault, Donut found herself at the rubble that used to be the Statue of Liberty. She leaped on top of a giant toe to get a better view. It would have been just a jump, but her newfound powers upgraded it to a leap. As she steadied herself from the leap's … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 10
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The Redressers: Part 9
Mia, Dwayne, Kathryn, Carl, and Frankenstein looked from the three-story demon in a tuxedo to their infernal surroundings. Kathryn shook her head. "Ha! I did not expect this." The demon twirled his walking stick and let it rest on his shoulder. "I suppose I ought to get the tour out of the way so we … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 9
The Redressers: Part 8
Wanted for two jailbreaks and destruction of public property, the Redressers were hiding in Dwayne's one-bedroom apartment, going over their options. Dwayne picked up the list. "Alright, what have we come up with? Get jobs under assumed identities. Okay. Lean into crime. Not super enthused about that one. This one just says 'Dark Web'. Carl? … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 8
The Redressers: Part 7
~ Ten Months Later ~ Some people find religion behind bars. Some see the error of their ways and vow to reform. Some are made more violent. The Redressers had been awaiting trial in jail for fifteen months and Carl had a sudden burst of insight. "Man, jail sucks!" Mia, Kathryn, and Frankenstein glanced at … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 7
The Redressers: Part 5
Dwayne ordered another beer. After two hours of searching Yelp for dive bars and roadhouses in Big City and filtering the results for graffiti and chairs that are easy to smash, he decided The Heaving Possum was the place to go to find someone to rob his bodega. After sitting at the bar for three … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 5
The Redressers: Part 4
Frankenstein turned around to see an evildoer approaching. That is, he saw Mia pushing a mannequin with an 'EVILDOER" sign hung around its neck and a bandana on its head for that 90s gang affiliation sort of look. He tried yet another spin-kick and this time he actually connected. "Yes! Take that, Doctor Larceny! Frankenstein … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 4
The Redressers: Part 1
"Hey, Weedkiller! Tight dreads! Army Ant, those antennae are perfect! Whoa! Sweetie, you are the best, most adorable Panda-Man I've ever seen! Can I get a selfie?" Mia crouched down next to the 7-year-old and held him tight as she snapped a picture with her phone. The cosplay contest at the Mid-River Silver Age Con … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 1
Bunkum 53!
The new episode of Bunkum is up! The first "arc", let's call it, of Bunkum was episodes 1-50 and was inspired by old-timey radio and was mostly me playing a bunch of crazy idiots fighting with each other. Very "Goon Show". In episode 50, I went back in time and prevented the whole podcast from … Continue reading Bunkum 53!
Swimming Across America
Thanks, Brian. Yes, I'm now making the final preparations for the astounding feat and I will, in fact, be using my astounding feet (ha ha) as the chief means of propulsion to accomplish my incredible publicity stunt designed to astonish and amaze. For I plan on April 9th to don my special astonishing slash amazing … Continue reading Swimming Across America
Old-Time Radio and Me
I love old-time radio (OTR). An 80s kid, I grew up on three-camera sitcoms about loving families and six thousand good-enough comedies being run four times a week on HBO. At some point around the age of 10, I found out about audio comedy. We had some standup records and I had a few favorite … Continue reading Old-Time Radio and Me