Tension! Amateur narration! No, I mean even more amateur than mine. Competition bringing out the best in everyone! The future of genetics! Oh, thank God, Dan sings again! Bunkum brings the world of idiosyncrasy to your ears!
Thanks, Brian. Yes, I'm now making the final preparations for the astounding feat and I will, in fact, be using my astounding feet (ha ha) as the chief means of propulsion to accomplish my incredible publicity stunt designed to astonish and amaze. For I plan on April 9th to don my special astonishing slash amazing … Continue reading Swimming Across America