A family curse! It's brain versus body! Can Our Man find out what's causing the explosion of were-beasts? Of course! It's so simple! A battle for the future of were-Americans! (Awereicans?) Bunkum's dictionary is crammed with sticky notes with new words!
Holy mackerel, it's a whole episode about your pal Dracula! Do holy mackerel swim in holy water? That'd be bad news for ole Drac! Some important public service announcements! A fabulous epistolary podcast! Believe it or not, it kind of follows the original story! Wow! Good job, Dan! Bunkum: Where Dan does a good job!
It's Dracula! I love Dracula! I shoehorn Dracula in whenever I can! Here, have a full episode about him! He's a big dope and I love it! Hooray for Dracula episodes! My favorite cereal is Count Bunkula!
A scary movie TV show host! Racist Stereotype Theater! A depressed game show host! Shock jock radio! Old Man Whitey is back! I love that guy! It's a Bunkum grab-bag of fun!
It's the grand premier of Bunkum! Sergeant Ourman is on the hunt for a mysterious killer! Will it have anything to do with the title of this episode? Only one way to find out: read the next sentence! It does! Bunkum is the World’s Favorite Podcast for jokes like that!