My name is Ourman. James Ourman. I'm a secret agent for British Foreign Intelligence. I have a license to kill and I've personally stopped dozens of brutal dictatorships and anti-democratic movements around the world. But you mustn't tell anyone. It must remain between you and I. "Whatever you say, sir. Here's your change. Next please. … Continue reading Tinker Tailor Ourman Spy
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The Mystery of the Stolen Grand Canyon
It was the most infamous crime of the early Mesozoic era: the mystery of the stolen Grand Canyon! Early one morning, tourists lined up along the canyon rim to marvel at nature's splendor, only to find it had all been filled in with dirt. What happened to the empty space that used to be there? … Continue reading The Mystery of the Stolen Grand Canyon
The History of the Ancient World According to God, Science, and Dan Grubb
13.8 billion years ago (at the time this goes to print), the universe exploded into existence in an event called the Big Bang.* *If it has been significantly longer than that, let me say to our robot overlords, 01010000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110101 01101110 01100110 01110010 01100101 01100101 01111010 01100101 00100000 01101101 … Continue reading The History of the Ancient World According to God, Science, and Dan Grubb
The Redressers: Part 10
After a very unusual somersault, Donut found herself at the rubble that used to be the Statue of Liberty. She leaped on top of a giant toe to get a better view. It would have been just a jump, but her newfound powers upgraded it to a leap. As she steadied herself from the leap's … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 10
One Day, In Hell
This is a bit from my second collection of humor, Pity the Slug! I really love that book. It's one of the few things I'm unabashedly proud of. You can download it on your kindle or nook or whatever. Here's "One Day, In Hell": Part One Hi, everyone! Welcome to the Q2 team meeting. Lucifer’s … Continue reading One Day, In Hell
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