It's the grand premier of Bunkum! Sergeant Ourman is on the hunt for a mysterious killer! Will it have anything to do with the title of this episode? Only one way to find out: read the next sentence! It does! Bunkum is the World’s Favorite Podcast for jokes like that!
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The Genie
My name is Dr. Buckminster Ourman, Ph.D., MA, BFA, MS, JD, LLC, TP, WC, MGM, WTO, IDIOT, pronounced "Ourman". I'm the Anders Flanders-Sanders Professor of Comparative Correlation at Flotsam University. I was relaxing one Sunday morning with my coffee and a copy of the Big City Tribune Gazette Times Post News Sun Journal. Having read … Continue reading The Genie
The Mystery of the Mysterious Twin Mystery
It all began with the universe exploding out of nothingness in a phenomenon known as the Big Bang. 13.8 billion years later, I was walking to the post office to mail my pet giraffe to the vet. It seemed to have broken its neck as I folded it into the crate so the vet seemed … Continue reading The Mystery of the Mysterious Twin Mystery
Hard-Boiled
I was polishing off my thirty-sixth bottle of Old Bastard whiskey when she knocked through the door. With it getting shot out twice a week, I'd started replacing the door's glass with that cheap sugar glass they use in movies. I oughta put up a sign, I guess. I must have been thinking about the … Continue reading Hard-Boiled