Listener mail! The life of a gorilla! A gritty noir drama! Hard hitting action! Bunkum, see? Mnyeah, see? It's a hackneyed Edward G. Robinson imitation that went out of style in the 40s, see?
A mystery solved! Well, how shall we spend the rest of the episode? Oh, like that! What a strange bunch of characters! Another mystery! Thank goodness that first one was solved so Our Man's inbox is cleared! Bunkum is on the trail to laughs!
A mysterious murder! A world of intrigue! Seeking information in the criminal underworld! A femme fatale! The only ending worthy of a show like Bunkum!