Good evening. As you may be aware, I have been the subject of some false, illegitimate, and divisive rumors lately. I wish to put an end to these rumors here and now. First of all, I at no time sold any of my children to anyone for any reason. The failing news media has doctored … Continue reading Another Press Conference from Senator Bigfoot (R-Ore.)
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Press Conference of Senator Bigfoot (R-Ore.) Upon His Return
(from my second and better collection of short humor, "Pity the Slug!") Good morning. Thank you for coming. I’ve got a brief statement and then I’ll take a few questions. Okay. There are once again rumors going around regarding my conduct. I would like to take this opportunity to put those rumors to rest. First: … Continue reading Press Conference of Senator Bigfoot (R-Ore.) Upon His Return
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