"Hey, Weedkiller! Tight dreads! Army Ant, those antennae are perfect! Whoa! Sweetie, you are the best, most adorable Panda-Man I've ever seen! Can I get a selfie?" Mia crouched down next to the 7-year-old and held him tight as she snapped a picture with her phone. The cosplay contest at the Mid-River Silver Age Con … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 1
Author: dangrubb
John K. and Trump
No jokes in this one, just some troubling insight I had this morning. I'm a huge fan of weird, funny stuff. Besides the classic weird comedies like The Goon Show, Monty Python, Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, SCTV, The Kids in the Hall, and Mr. Show, I also love love LOVE cartoons that make the … Continue reading John K. and Trump
Current Standings
US down three to 7th, China up one to 6th, EU steady at 5th despite Brexit fears, Japan back at 10th after optimistic reports, and India continues to rise, currently at 12th. More updates as details emerge.
Bunkum 53!
The new episode of Bunkum is up! The first "arc", let's call it, of Bunkum was episodes 1-50 and was inspired by old-timey radio and was mostly me playing a bunch of crazy idiots fighting with each other. Very "Goon Show". In episode 50, I went back in time and prevented the whole podcast from … Continue reading Bunkum 53!
Swimming Across America
Thanks, Brian. Yes, I'm now making the final preparations for the astounding feat and I will, in fact, be using my astounding feet (ha ha) as the chief means of propulsion to accomplish my incredible publicity stunt designed to astonish and amaze. For I plan on April 9th to don my special astonishing slash amazing … Continue reading Swimming Across America
Gorilla
You ever notice how people only see what they wanna see? And you can be jumpin' up and down and yelling the truth right in people's face, but they just see what they wanna see, you know? I was saying this to Mickey in HR the other day, trying to ease into it gradual-like, but … Continue reading Gorilla
What Is Tungsten?
A gummy snack? A cartoon ghost? A famous historical scientist? A muscle in your mouth? A famously poor-selling car model? Nobody knows. It’s on the periodic table under Transition Mysteries.
Hard-Boiled
I was polishing off my thirty-sixth bottle of Old Bastard whiskey when she knocked through the door. With it getting shot out twice a week, I'd started replacing the door's glass with that cheap sugar glass they use in movies. I oughta put up a sign, I guess. I must have been thinking about the … Continue reading Hard-Boiled
The Bull
I got a bull recently. This is not a metaphor. He hangs out around the house, eating grass and glowering at the neighbor kids who try to pet him. But mostly his job is to gore me to death. Sometimes it's because of my lazy parenting. Other times it's because I got into an internet … Continue reading The Bull
The Five Best OTR Shows
As I've mentioned, I loooooove old radio shows. Comedies, dramas, westerns, game shows, I love them all. It's just like any other medium; a lot of it's filler and crap, but some of it is spectacular. With that in mind, here are The Five Best OTR Shows According to Me, the Universe's Expert on All … Continue reading The Five Best OTR Shows
Dan Grubb 