When I was 11 or 12, my mom, my brother, and I drove from Virginia to Maine to visit my aunt. Most of those 2 days in the car were spent listening to my brother's new tapes. I had no idea the effect those three cassettes would have on me. 1) George Carlin, "Occupation: Foole": … Continue reading The Car Trip of Destiny
My Boba Fett Movie Pitch
Straight-laced architect Boba Fett has a stable, if dull, life. Then one day he bumps into free spirit Gina at the grocery store. Literally! He apologizes for crashing his cart into hers and then - strangely for such a nervous spazz - asks her out on a date! Gina opens Boba Fett's eyes to the … Continue reading My Boba Fett Movie Pitch
The Redressers: Part 2
Mia's eyes widened as she stared at her new teammates. "Mia Ortiz," Dwayne announced, "welcome to the Redressers!" Mia responded as anyone would in her situation. "Is that Frankenstein?" The being composed of slightly decomposed body parts stood up. "That's correct." "Oh, sorry. Should I have said Frankenstein's monster? Well, being called a monster can't … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 2
The Redressers: Part 1
"Hey, Weedkiller! Tight dreads! Army Ant, those antennae are perfect! Whoa! Sweetie, you are the best, most adorable Panda-Man I've ever seen! Can I get a selfie?" Mia crouched down next to the 7-year-old and held him tight as she snapped a picture with her phone. The cosplay contest at the Mid-River Silver Age Con … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 1
John K. and Trump
No jokes in this one, just some troubling insight I had this morning. I'm a huge fan of weird, funny stuff. Besides the classic weird comedies like The Goon Show, Monty Python, Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, SCTV, The Kids in the Hall, and Mr. Show, I also love love LOVE cartoons that make the … Continue reading John K. and Trump
Current Standings
US down three to 7th, China up one to 6th, EU steady at 5th despite Brexit fears, Japan back at 10th after optimistic reports, and India continues to rise, currently at 12th. More updates as details emerge.
Bunkum 53!
The new episode of Bunkum is up! The first "arc", let's call it, of Bunkum was episodes 1-50 and was inspired by old-timey radio and was mostly me playing a bunch of crazy idiots fighting with each other. Very "Goon Show". In episode 50, I went back in time and prevented the whole podcast from … Continue reading Bunkum 53!
Swimming Across America
Thanks, Brian. Yes, I'm now making the final preparations for the astounding feat and I will, in fact, be using my astounding feet (ha ha) as the chief means of propulsion to accomplish my incredible publicity stunt designed to astonish and amaze. For I plan on April 9th to don my special astonishing slash amazing … Continue reading Swimming Across America
Gorilla
You ever notice how people only see what they wanna see? And you can be jumpin' up and down and yelling the truth right in people's face, but they just see what they wanna see, you know? I was saying this to Mickey in HR the other day, trying to ease into it gradual-like, but … Continue reading Gorilla
What Is Tungsten?
A gummy snack? A cartoon ghost? A famous historical scientist? A muscle in your mouth? A famously poor-selling car model? Nobody knows. It’s on the periodic table under Transition Mysteries.
