Holy mackerel, it's a whole episode about your pal Dracula! Do holy mackerel swim in holy water? That'd be bad news for ole Drac! Some important public service announcements! A fabulous epistolary podcast! Believe it or not, it kind of follows the original story! Wow! Good job, Dan! Bunkum: Where Dan does a good job!
Bunkum 45: The Case of the Disappearing Atlantic Ocean
You'll never guess what this one is about! Aw, dang! You're too clever for me! I guess you'll just have to make do with all of these wonderful jokes! I think this is around when I started to lose my mind. Yup! There it goes! Bunkum done run off with all ma dang brains!
Bunkum 44: The Case of the Murdered Fancy Guy
A mystery solved! Well, how shall we spend the rest of the episode? Oh, like that! What a strange bunch of characters! Another mystery! Thank goodness that first one was solved so Our Man's inbox is cleared! Bunkum is on the trail to laughs!
Bunkum 43: Podstage Situation
True crime! Everybody loves true crime! Hooray for taking gut-wrenching tales of human misery and loss and making them all about me! Line of sponsors forms to the left! Bunkum profits from other people's pain!
Bunkum 42: Bloodcurdling Terror
In medias res! That's Latin for "I'm confused! I hope there's a flashback coming up!" Don't worry! There's flashbacks! All is explained! Oh, now I see why Our Man did that stuff! Thanks, backwards plot! Bunkum listened to "Suspense" way too much that month!
Bunkum 41: Secret Cosmic Crisis Wars Across Multiple Universes!
Can you tell I've been reading comics for 30 years? There are entirely too many superheroes! Thank goodness Our Man isn't one! A community divided! The world will never be the same! Until next summer's epic crossover, that is! Bunkum mocks the things we love!
Bunkum 40: The Time Machine
Hooray, more time travel! These are the best stories! Unless this one goes horribly awry! But that would never happen in a farcical comedy show! Bunkum defies time and space, but never you, the dear listener! That's the Bunkum Promise©! bunkumpromisenotvalidinallfiftystatesaskyourlocalpodcastproviderfordetails
Bunkum 39: A Tale of One and a Half Cities
The start of a very bad day! Two cities merging! But not in a boring, municipal revenues way! It's actually quite dire! What can we possibly do?!?!?! Listen to Bunkum, I guess! Bunkum is the solution to everything!
Bunkum 38: The Monster at the End of This Podcast!
Dog training! What could possibly go wrong?!? Aha! You've discovered the beginning of every writing session! Very large dogs! That could go wrong, I bet! Trouble with The Law! Bunkum: We're stupid, so you don't have to!
Bunkum 37: Madam, Compose Yourself!
The artistic temperament of a composer! The gritty composing underworld! Another miracle product! I'm pretty sure I was born 90 years too late! A great joke that's only funny if you see it written! So I guess you'd better follow me on Twitter @senatorbigfoot! Bunkum: Where Dan does his disgusting self-promotion!
