Oh, for heaven’s sake, it’s a bunch of pirates!
Or, if you’re at the gym, “pi-rah-tees”!
I don’t know pi-rah-tes! But I know ca-ray-zeh!
What were we talking about?
Look at that jungle island!
Oh my, what a deadly threat!
Treachery and danger abound!
Bunkum is a terrible realtor!