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The Redressers: Part 10

July 16, 2018 ~ dangrubb ~ Leave a comment

After a very unusual somersault, Donut found herself at the rubble that used to be the Statue of Liberty. She leaped on top of a giant toe to get a better view. It would have been just a jump, but her newfound powers upgraded it to a leap. As she steadied herself from the leap's … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 10

The Redressers: Part 9

July 9, 2018 ~ dangrubb ~ Leave a comment

Mia, Dwayne, Kathryn, Carl, and Frankenstein looked from the three-story demon in a tuxedo to their infernal surroundings. Kathryn shook her head. "Ha! I did not expect this." The demon twirled his walking stick and let it rest on his shoulder. "I suppose I ought to get the tour out of the way so we … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 9

The Redressers: Part 8

July 2, 2018July 2, 2018 ~ dangrubb ~ Leave a comment

Wanted for two jailbreaks and destruction of public property, the Redressers were hiding in Dwayne's one-bedroom apartment, going over their options. Dwayne picked up the list. "Alright, what have we come up with? Get jobs under assumed identities. Okay. Lean into crime. Not super enthused about that one. This one just says 'Dark Web'. Carl? … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 8

The Redressers: Part 7

June 25, 2018 ~ dangrubb ~ Leave a comment

~ Ten Months Later ~ Some people find religion behind bars. Some see the error of their ways and vow to reform. Some are made more violent. The Redressers had been awaiting trial in jail for fifteen months and Carl had a sudden burst of insight. "Man, jail sucks!" Mia, Kathryn, and Frankenstein glanced at … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 7

The Redressers: Part 6

June 18, 2018June 18, 2018 ~ dangrubb ~ Leave a comment

Mia, Carl, Frankenstein, and the monkey that they kept around despite her not, in fact, being the fabled Monkey King Sun Wukong gathered in the parking lot of the Big City 2386th Street jail. "Where's Kathryn?" asked Carl. With the impeccable timing of a fictional story, Kathryn approached the team at that exact moment! Isn't … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 6

The Redressers: Part 5

June 11, 2018 ~ dangrubb ~ Leave a comment

Dwayne ordered another beer. After two hours of searching Yelp for dive bars and roadhouses in Big City and filtering the results for graffiti and chairs that are easy to smash, he decided The Heaving Possum was the place to go to find someone to rob his bodega. After sitting at the bar for three … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 5

The Redressers: Part 4

June 4, 2018June 4, 2018 ~ dangrubb ~ Leave a comment

Frankenstein turned around to see an evildoer approaching. That is, he saw Mia pushing a mannequin with an 'EVILDOER" sign hung around its neck and a bandana on its head for that 90s gang affiliation sort of look. He tried yet another spin-kick and this time he actually connected. "Yes! Take that, Doctor Larceny! Frankenstein … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 4

The Redressers: Part 3

May 29, 2018June 3, 2018 ~ dangrubb ~ Leave a comment

"So what's the mission?" Mia asked. Dwayne brightened up. "This is gonna be fun, and a good one for breaking in a new member. Who's ready to revisit those old baddies Master R.A. and the Dorm Room Dojo? The team groaned. "Oh, come on!" Dwayne said. "You loved fighting them last year!" "Last year we were … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 3

The Redressers: Part 2

May 21, 2018May 21, 2018 ~ dangrubb ~ Leave a comment

Mia's eyes widened as she stared at her new teammates. "Mia Ortiz," Dwayne announced, "welcome to the Redressers!" Mia responded as anyone would in her situation. "Is that Frankenstein?" The being composed of slightly decomposed body parts stood up. "That's correct." "Oh, sorry. Should I have said Frankenstein's monster? Well, being called a monster can't … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 2

The Redressers: Part 1

May 9, 2018May 10, 2018 ~ dangrubb ~ Leave a comment

"Hey, Weedkiller! Tight dreads! Army Ant, those antennae are perfect! Whoa! Sweetie, you are the best, most adorable Panda-Man I've ever seen! Can I get a selfie?" Mia crouched down next to the 7-year-old and held him tight as she snapped a picture with her phone. The cosplay contest at the Mid-River Silver Age Con … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 1

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