Oh, for heaven's sake, it's a bunch of pirates! Or, if you're at the gym, "pi-rah-tees"! I don't know pi-rah-tes! But I know ca-ray-zeh! What were we talking about? Look at that jungle island! Oh my, what a deadly threat! Treachery and danger abound! Bunkum is a terrible realtor!
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Bunkum 43: Podstage Situation
True crime! Everybody loves true crime! Hooray for taking gut-wrenching tales of human misery and loss and making them all about me! Line of sponsors forms to the left! Bunkum profits from other people's pain!
Bunkum 38: The Monster at the End of This Podcast!
Dog training! What could possibly go wrong?!? Aha! You've discovered the beginning of every writing session! Very large dogs! That could go wrong, I bet! Trouble with The Law! Bunkum: We're stupid, so you don't have to!
Bunkum 7: The Devil and Mr. Ourman
A faustian agreement! The return of Sham Fraudruse! Top-notch corporate responsibility! Big hero man Buster Dauntless vs. conniving fiend Dr. Blechnik! A peek inside Hell! Bunkum: the taste that satisfies!
Tinker Tailor Ourman Spy
My name is Ourman. James Ourman. I'm a secret agent for British Foreign Intelligence. I have a license to kill and I've personally stopped dozens of brutal dictatorships and anti-democratic movements around the world. But you mustn't tell anyone. It must remain between you and I. "Whatever you say, sir. Here's your change. Next please. … Continue reading Tinker Tailor Ourman Spy
The Genie
My name is Dr. Buckminster Ourman, Ph.D., MA, BFA, MS, JD, LLC, TP, WC, MGM, WTO, IDIOT, pronounced "Ourman". I'm the Anders Flanders-Sanders Professor of Comparative Correlation at Flotsam University. I was relaxing one Sunday morning with my coffee and a copy of the Big City Tribune Gazette Times Post News Sun Journal. Having read … Continue reading The Genie
The Mystery of the Mysterious Twin Mystery
It all began with the universe exploding out of nothingness in a phenomenon known as the Big Bang. 13.8 billion years later, I was walking to the post office to mail my pet giraffe to the vet. It seemed to have broken its neck as I folded it into the crate so the vet seemed … Continue reading The Mystery of the Mysterious Twin Mystery
Bad Show #174: DRACLANTIS
EXT. OCEAN FLOOR JUST OUTSIDE ATLANTIS – NIGHT Cold open on HARRY and PIERCE (two members of VAMP SQUAD SIX) fighting an AGENT OF S.T.A.K.E. They have black eyes. (NOTE: Their eyes are black like a shark’s when they are in full vampire battle mode.) After some struggle, the Agent of S.T.A.K.E. kicks Harry. Harry … Continue reading Bad Show #174: DRACLANTIS
The History of the Ancient World According to God, Science, and Dan Grubb
13.8 billion years ago (at the time this goes to print), the universe exploded into existence in an event called the Big Bang.* *If it has been significantly longer than that, let me say to our robot overlords, 01010000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110101 01101110 01100110 01110010 01100101 01100101 01111010 01100101 00100000 01101101 … Continue reading The History of the Ancient World According to God, Science, and Dan Grubb
The Redressers: Part 10
After a very unusual somersault, Donut found herself at the rubble that used to be the Statue of Liberty. She leaped on top of a giant toe to get a better view. It would have been just a jump, but her newfound powers upgraded it to a leap. As she steadied herself from the leap's … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 10
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