Bunkum 49: Treasure Ourman

Oh, for heaven's sake, it's a bunch of pirates! Or, if you're at the gym, "pi-rah-tees"! I don't know pi-rah-tes! But I know ca-ray-zeh! What were we talking about? Look at that jungle island! Oh my, what a deadly threat! Treachery and danger abound! Bunkum is a terrible realtor!