Oh, for heaven’s sake, it’s a bunch of pirates!
Or, if you’re at the gym, “pi-rah-tees”!
I don’t know pi-rah-tes! But I know ca-ray-zeh!
What were we talking about?
Look at that jungle island!
Oh my, what a deadly threat!
Treachery and danger abound!
Bunkum is a terrible realtor!
Holy mackerel, it’s a whole episode about your pal Dracula!
Do holy mackerel swim in holy water?
That’d be bad news for ole Drac!
Some important public service announcements!
A fabulous epistolary podcast!
Believe it or not, it kind of follows the original story!
Good job, Dan!
Bunkum: Where Dan does a good job!
I love Dracula!
I shoehorn Dracula in whenever I can!
Here, have a full episode about him!
He’s a big dope and I love it!
Hooray for Dracula episodes!
My favorite cereal is Count Bunkula!
Bunkumus Vincit Omnia!
My favorite telephone joke!
The Contrarian Know-It-All Podcast!
Bunkum has the formula for success! (It’s bad jokes like that one!)
A coherent plot! Almost!
Lost at sea!
A mysterious island!
A theological bombshell!
The first appearance of Heinous D. Praved!
Bunkum is your favorite aunt!