Oh, for heaven's sake, it's a bunch of pirates! Or, if you're at the gym, "pi-rah-tees"! I don't know pi-rah-tes! But I know ca-ray-zeh! What were we talking about? Look at that jungle island! Oh my, what a deadly threat! Treachery and danger abound! Bunkum is a terrible realtor!
Bunkum 46: Dracula
Holy mackerel, it's a whole episode about your pal Dracula! Do holy mackerel swim in holy water? That'd be bad news for ole Drac! Some important public service announcements! A fabulous epistolary podcast! Believe it or not, it kind of follows the original story! Wow! Good job, Dan! Bunkum: Where Dan does a good job!
Bunkum 27: Citizen Dracula
It's Dracula! I love Dracula! I shoehorn Dracula in whenever I can! Here, have a full episode about him! He's a big dope and I love it! Hooray for Dracula episodes! My favorite cereal is Count Bunkula!
Bunkum 26: Dr. Bunkum and Mr. To Be Determined
Victorian experimentation! Bunkumus Vincit Omnia! Vaudeyvilly-type jocularisms! My favorite telephone joke! The Contrarian Know-It-All Podcast! Get out! Bunkum has the formula for success! (It's bad jokes like that one!)
Bunkum 4: The Most Dangerous Game
A coherent plot! Almost! Lost at sea! A mysterious island! A theological bombshell! The first appearance of Heinous D. Praved! Bunkum is your favorite aunt!