Some day, I’d like to be elected President of the United States of America. And then I’d get a bunch of great laws passed and try to improve everybody’s lives. I’d assemble the best and brightest around for my advisors and cabinet and together we’d hammer out the best solutions possible to all of the … Continue reading My Vision for America
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Bunkum 14: Breaking Election News!
Senator Bigfoot vs. Cthulhu! Who will be president? A nightmarish creature with no moral code, or Cthulhu? It wasn't meant to be topical, but here we are! Bunkum for America 2020!
Bunkum 6: The American Revolution 2 – American Revolutioner!
Our Man tries to overthrow the government! It works out really well! Depending on if you like stability or not. Plus a moving love song! We hold these truths to be self-evident: that Bunkum is your favorite!
Another Press Conference from Senator Bigfoot (R-Ore.)
Good evening. As you may be aware, I have been the subject of some false, illegitimate, and divisive rumors lately. I wish to put an end to these rumors here and now. First of all, I at no time sold any of my children to anyone for any reason. The failing news media has doctored … Continue reading Another Press Conference from Senator Bigfoot (R-Ore.)
Press Conference of Senator Bigfoot (R-Ore.) Upon His Return
(from my second and better collection of short humor, "Pity the Slug!") Good morning. Thank you for coming. I’ve got a brief statement and then I’ll take a few questions. Okay. There are once again rumors going around regarding my conduct. I would like to take this opportunity to put those rumors to rest. First: … Continue reading Press Conference of Senator Bigfoot (R-Ore.) Upon His Return
