It all began with the universe exploding out of nothingness in a phenomenon known as the Big Bang. 13.8 billion years later, I was walking to the post office to mail my pet giraffe to the vet. It seemed to have broken its neck as I folded it into the crate so the vet seemed … Continue reading The Mystery of the Mysterious Twin Mystery
EXT. OCEAN FLOOR JUST OUTSIDE ATLANTIS – NIGHT Cold open on HARRY and PIERCE (two members of VAMP SQUAD SIX) fighting an AGENT OF S.T.A.K.E. They have black eyes. (NOTE: Their eyes are black like a shark’s when they are in full vampire battle mode.) After some struggle, the Agent of S.T.A.K.E. kicks Harry. Harry … Continue reading Bad Show #174: DRACLANTIS
It was the most infamous crime of the early Mesozoic era: the mystery of the stolen Grand Canyon! Early one morning, tourists lined up along the canyon rim to marvel at nature's splendor, only to find it had all been filled in with dirt. What happened to the empty space that used to be there? … Continue reading The Mystery of the Stolen Grand Canyon
~ Ten Months Later ~ Some people find religion behind bars. Some see the error of their ways and vow to reform. Some are made more violent. The Redressers had been awaiting trial in jail for fifteen months and Carl had a sudden burst of insight. "Man, jail sucks!" Mia, Kathryn, and Frankenstein glanced at … Continue reading The Redressers: Part 7
As much as I love my biweekly podcast, "Bunkum", my screenplay, "A Fool's Errand", is my pride and joy. It's the story of an aimless man who strikes out on a new and purposeful life. Except unlike comedy protagonists, he doesn't undergo a sudden and random transformation into a kind, mature, capable adult because people … Continue reading Read “A Fool’s Errand” for free right now!