Still plenty of tickets for the Dan Cruise ‘26 if you hurry. Just $1400 and you get the three-day cruise with chances to meet me, a Q&A, and I’ll sign anything you buy. Matt’s gonna be there (hi, Matt!), but we’ve got lots more tickets to sell, so order now and I’ll SEA you soon. Wait, I’ll SEA you schoon! Like schooner. Oh, it looks like it’s pronounced “shoon”. Damn. Well, that’s okay. Go ahead and post it, as long as it moves tickets. Who the hell’s idea was a cruise? I’m taking a bath on this thing. Is that anything? A bath, water, cruise? God dammit.