I sure do neglect this website for months on end! Hi! My pal Aaron and I (he does “The Restory of History’s Mysteries” with me) have started a podcast where we just gush about something we love for an hour or two. (We’ve started to break the long ones into two parts.) It’s called “The … Continue reading Newish podcast: The Dan & Aaron Like-O-Rama
Some day, I’d like to be elected President of the United States of America. And then I’d get a bunch of great laws passed and try to improve everybody’s lives. I’d assemble the best and brightest around for my advisors and cabinet and together we’d hammer out the best solutions possible to all of the … Continue reading My Vision for America
After writing nonstop for podcasts and little ebooks for four years, I took about six months off during Covid to veg out and watch a zillion movies and shows. Now I’m coming out of hibernation and back at the drawing board. Here’s the prologue of my next book and first one I’ll try to get … Continue reading Prologue to “Fred Dracula”
I’ve been away for a while. I’ve just finished my Great Craig Ferguson YouTube Binge, which immediately followed my Great David Letterman YouTube Binge, both of which ran alongside my Great Conan O’Brien YouTube Binge. It’s been a few years. Thousands of hours, thousands of episodes, dozens of jokes. (Ba-dum bum!) There have been many … Continue reading Yes, I do find meaning in late night talk shows. Why?
I’m playing with a new character, Fred Dracula. I’ve got a few chapters and half a novel’s worth of an outline for him. Maybe I’ll post the opening here.
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Emperor Palpatine shuffles onto an empty stage. Lights, please. The lights dim and a single spotlight shines like a halo on the Emperor. And there were on the same moon Wookiees abiding in the mine, keeping watch over their ore by night. And, lo, the specter of the Empire came upon them, and the glory … Continue reading The Darth Vader Life Day Special
The skeletons were a problem, but their slow shuffling meant there were more pressing things to worry about. The goblins, however, were relentless. Several squat, hideous archers were circling the battle on dire wolves and taking shot after shot. At least any goblin who got close enough to swing a sword at our heroes was … Continue reading Dangeons & Dragrubbs
It was the most infamous crime of the early Mesozoic era: the mystery of the stolen Grand Canyon! Early one morning, tourists lined up along the canyon rim to marvel at nature's splendor, only to find it had all been filled in with dirt. What happened to the empty space that used to be there? … Continue reading The Mystery of the Stolen Grand Canyon
Good evening. As you may be aware, I have been the subject of some false, illegitimate, and divisive rumors lately. I wish to put an end to these rumors here and now. First of all, I at no time sold any of my children to anyone for any reason. The failing news media has doctored … Continue reading Another Press Conference from Senator Bigfoot (R-Ore.)