The adoration of fans that follows me wherever I go is nice, but the deep tragedy of my life is that no matter how big I get, I’ll never be as famous as the moon 😞
The best part of being a famous actress is going on TV interviews and getting kissed by middle-aged men you just met.
Furious. I came in 4th in the mindfulness competition.
One Day, in Front of Heaven
“Ah, Peter! Thank you for all you did to spread My Word.” “My pleasure, Lord. I’m so happy to finally get to Heaven. I can’t wait to go in.” “Yes, about that. I was thinking you could sort of stand here and make sure people are on the list to get in.” “Of course, Lord. … Continue reading One Day, in Front of Heaven
Newish podcast: The Dan & Aaron Like-O-Rama
I sure do neglect this website for months on end! Hi! My pal Aaron and I (he does “The Restory of History’s Mysteries” with me) have started a podcast where we just gush about something we love for an hour or two. (We’ve started to break the long ones into two parts.) It’s called “The … Continue reading Newish podcast: The Dan & Aaron Like-O-Rama
My Vision for America
Some day, I’d like to be elected President of the United States of America. And then I’d get a bunch of great laws passed and try to improve everybody’s lives. I’d assemble the best and brightest around for my advisors and cabinet and together we’d hammer out the best solutions possible to all of the … Continue reading My Vision for America
Prologue to “Fred Dracula”
After writing nonstop for podcasts and little ebooks for four years, I took about six months off during Covid to veg out and watch a zillion movies and shows. Now I’m coming out of hibernation and back at the drawing board. Here’s the prologue of my next book and first one I’ll try to get … Continue reading Prologue to “Fred Dracula”
Yes, I do find meaning in late night talk shows. Why?
I’ve been away for a while. I’ve just finished my Great Craig Ferguson YouTube Binge, which immediately followed my Great David Letterman YouTube Binge, both of which ran alongside my Great Conan O’Brien YouTube Binge. It’s been a few years. Thousands of hours, thousands of episodes, dozens of jokes. (Ba-dum bum!) There have been many … Continue reading Yes, I do find meaning in late night talk shows. Why?
I’m playing with a new character, Fred Dracula. I’ve got a few chapters and half a novel’s worth of an outline for him. Maybe I’ll post the opening here.
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