My parents are Mike Grubb and Harriet Booz. As a kid, I assumed they were a simple electrician and school bus driver. As normal as can be. The only interesting thing about them, I thought, was my dad’s having lost half his foot in some mysterious incident that I hadn’t gotten around to asking about. … Continue reading My Family History

I kinda forgot I have this site. I got real busy at work and there was Covid. And then I left Twitter for Instagram, and left Instagram for Bluesky, and left Bluesky for peace and quiet. I realized that the problem isn’t which app you’re on. Social media is a mental hospital that’s on fire, … Continue reading Oh yeah, this website I have. And! A food story.

I’ve been hibernating for a long time, but have started coming back to life. Here are some of the pictures that have fallen out of my brainpan.

The adoration of fans that follows me wherever I go is nice, but the deep tragedy of my life is that no matter how big I get, I’ll never be as famous as the moon 😞

The best part of being a famous actress is going on TV interviews and getting kissed by middle-aged men you just met.

Furious. I came in 4th in the mindfulness competition.

“Ah, Peter! Thank you for all you did to spread My Word.” “My pleasure, Lord. I’m so happy to finally get to Heaven. I can’t wait to go in.” “Yes, about that. I was thinking you could sort of stand here and make sure people are on the list to get in.” “Of course, Lord. … Continue reading One Day, in Front of Heaven