Oh, for heaven’s sake, it’s a bunch of pirates!

Or, if you’re at the gym, “pi-rah-tees”!

I don’t know pi-rah-tes! But I know ca-ray-zeh!

What were we talking about?

Look at that jungle island!

Oh my, what a deadly threat!

Treachery and danger abound!

Bunkum is a terrible realtor!